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Author Maxx Ammo (1 month)
wait a sec how the fuck did firetruck make it to top 5 but sex ed or high
school rocks didnt fuck this video!!!!

Author Navot Jacoby (1 day)
i love my dixon cyder

Author Agam Gaming (18 days)
The last song deserved to be #1....




I'm talking about the assassins creed song

Author Hazumi Hanami (20 days)
Where is Parents Suck ?

Author KYLAN Ingram (19 days)
Is it ment to be dicks inside her

Author svik71 (1 month)
I hope that fuckin annoying Fairy will not come back in Hyrule Warriors,
that game looks bad-ass

Author עידן ברוך (1 month)
xD Anyone else though it was "D*ck inside her"?

Author Dillydohopper James (1 month)
Mari was in some of the songs XD

Author OfficialSpaceLemon (1 month)
Whats the song on the first song?


Author Brian Hayduk (1 month)
Does Ian have a girlfriend? (I know Anthony has one)

Author King annoyance (1 month)
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues

When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack

Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs

You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Author Travis Mann (4 months)
did anyone else notice that Mari off smosh games was in the 1.song?

Author Gabrijela Miković (3 months)
did anyone noticed the scary planet at 05:27?

Author Art Vaughan (4 months)
i wonder who played ganondaorf

Author Arianna Pedrasa (2 months)
hey green and jerel are the dancers in assasins creed

Author iKillerZombie (4 months)
Dixon Cider can go firetruck itself

Author Thomas Rumgay (3 months)
Legend of zelda, oh wait ZELDA IS A FIRETRUCKIN' GURLS NAME!!! SCREW IT
DIXON SIDER!!!!! I WANA PUT THAT MEAT IN HER MOUTH AND TOMAHAWCK CHOP ALL
THOSE BIATCHES IN THE NECK!!!!


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Author Conrad Cataquian (2 days)
Didn't I just see Mari 

Author sam ben (3 days)
FIRETRUCK

Author Baby Hey (3 days)
1:59 its scared me xd

Author Ice Blue (3 months)
dixon cider sounds like dicks inside her

Author a campbell (5 months)
Notice in assassins creed he kills all the loyalists and leaves the
patriots alone.
Yeah I pay attention in social studies

Author Bling Ninetails (4 months)
2Sexual4Me

Author Janiiiz (13 days)
My top 5:
1. Ultimate Assassins Creed 3 Song
2. The Legend Of Zelda Rap
3. Dixon Cider
4. Assassins Creed 4 Rock Anthem
5. Parents Suck
5½. Name Rap Or Die

Author XXROBLOXX DERP (1 month)
ASSASSIN CREED 1st

Author Bart Simpson (20 days)
I like this song!!!

Author steve reardon (1 month)
Dixon cider sounds like dicks inside her

Author Corbin Mackley (2 months)
When I said tomahawk it sounded like tow may hawk

Author JmanbeatsGames (3 months)
10:29 MARIE!

Author Torch Roblox (2 months)
Where's "We Rule High School"?

Author daaniel laar (2 months)
ian kinda sounds like eminem

Author Coldfury HotFury (8 hours)
nmmr 4 look likes eminem

Author Peggy Holland (2 days)
#1 is the best

Author BriannaBanana715 (15 hours)
Omg "I'd like to take a minute just sit right there" came from the fresh
Prince of Bel Air

Author RoflCoptar bob (3 days)
yh, dick in a box, jizzed in my pants and another song from the lonely
island

Author Riley Flynn (5 days)
Dislike

Author Aislinn Wilkerson (3 months)
i say fudge

Author Joseph Collette (3 months)
I get it firetruck means fuck

Author Non-Stop Gaming (15 hours)
White,Black,Mari? Or hispanic no need to panic

Author bawboh (2 days)
2:55 they copied the fresh prince of bel air theme song

Author Lizzzzzzzzzz (7 days)
my fav is legend of zelda its cool

Author Matthew Hernandez (5 days)
Ha Dixon


Author Yizuz Niyama (21 hour)
TOP 5 SMOSH SONGS: http://youtu.be/OYAQBDAC0sE
Jajajajaja se oye bien

Author Domino Cool (2 days)
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Author Ben D S Brown (1 hour)
nice songs

Author jacob Rosenbaum (3 days)

lol

Author josh Martinez (3 months)
It sounds like they are saying dick in side her

Author Jennifer Burton (3 days)
Dixon cider should not of been on the top 5 but it's ok

Author Tommy Doan (6 days)
lol racist at 10:30

Author ghana shyam Aryal (5 days)
people from thedominicshow are here

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