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Louis C.K. - Live In Houston Stand-Up Comedy [HQ AUDIO] [2001]



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Author Marc G ( ago)
bock bock bock MEXICANS

Author Do I Even Name ( ago)
"Uh, yea yea, its dyaaaa.... AHHHHH! EH WAHYAGA!! FOUR NIDELY TWO! IT'S
FOURTY OF NINE EIGHTY!"

Author Merkin678 ( ago)
He should have ended with "As if her feelings were more important than my
dick"

Author Aaron Hahn ( ago)
LOOK AT MY PEACH

Author annerako ( ago)
No sign ever said that, ever. hahaha

Author Dindu Nuffin ( ago)
"Cuck it"

Author Freddie Stranger ( ago)
ATTENTION: GIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST OR HELL WILL BE YOUR
FINAL RESTING PLACE.

Author RevToddBodysnachr ( ago)
Who's the gay guy that can't properly pronounce Louie's name in the
introduction?

Author Asha Shelayev ( ago)
Fatboy Slim?

Author Cunty McShitballs ( ago)
All the money in the world can't protect you from Faggator, trust me folks.

Author videos ( ago)
He was channeling Norm MacDonald and Mitch Hedberg in this one.

Author William Gaule ( ago)
When in Rome you gotta grab the hand of a badger's dad

Author lafurnica2008 ( ago)
god damn.... where is this fucking guy funny .. this is dumn

Author The Stoned Food Oracle ( ago)
Fucking genius 

Author Vince Pie ( ago)
so good

Author Gustav Rubbestad (1725 years ago)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!

Author spatzhawk ( ago)
1:04 TEN FORT NINE MILI TWO!! IT'S FORTY OF NINE EIGHTY!!!!!!!

lololololololololol xD

Author thegrapen ( ago)
Wow this guy is awful!

Author Royalty Free music - Driving ( ago)
Louie <3 One of my favourite stand up comedians ever 

Author chikadeebee ( ago)
I LITERALLY DIED AT THE END. K.O.'D

Author Tom Sprague ( ago)
Jai Guru Dumb ass.

Author Dan ''Spiffy'' Neuman ( ago)
Where did you get the graphic you use on this? My wife wants it as a
T-shirt.

Author ArmandndjohnnyP ( ago)
"God bless cunty McShitballs" in a CLINTON voice LOL 

Author bigtysmitty ( ago)
Stop bitching about him yelling into the mic. You're all a bunch of
pussies.

Author Nihilistic Misanthrope ( ago)
It's not the same when you can't see him. Part of what makes him funny are
his mannerisms and facial expressions. Still funny though.

Author RealSupaHotFireVEVO ( ago)
I will always hate Jews, after all they did to the Palestinians they
deserve to get hated.

Author loiterbro ( ago)
odd haha. his new stuff is funnier. that's rare.

Author DieMenschMaschine85 ( ago)
I love Louis but screaming in to mic is always annoying.. especially when
the mic is crap and it seems to blow. 

Author lisa dahling ( ago)
Genius

Author Scott A ( ago)
They're made outta candy!

Author Scott A ( ago)
22:50
oh my god perfection

Author Ryo Akira ( ago)
lewis CK? lol

Author Graham Mills ( ago)
I love his timing. It just adds so much to the humor

Author ericakamrkrump ( ago)
"I think were gona have a baby"
OMG AHHH AAAAAHHHHH! 

Author izaak mccullough ( ago)
this guy is so funny

Author Rodimus Prime ( ago)
30 min in he sounds like mitch hedberg

Author snoozeybutton ( ago)
"Don't Let the Man Get You Down" by Fatboy Slim?

Author MrBibbityBop ( ago)
*WAIT! WE'VE BEEN LEFT WITH A CLIFFHANGER! WHAT HAPPENED? DID SHE RIP HIS
DICK OFF WITH HER SNATCH OR WHAT?! GOD DAMMIT LOUIS CK*

Author MrBibbityBop ( ago)
17:37 I'm crying.

Author Ben Hasson ( ago)
So true about stuffing your face even though you already feel like crap 

Author Art Murder ( ago)
"and then people were afraid of me"

Author Krisb BeatS ( ago)
Mitch Hedberg 30:10

Author sickboyduke ( ago)
married ck louis not celebrating his divorce in public. weird...

Author Jose Garcia ( ago)
he did the same act for a long time, until he challenged himself to do it
like Carlin, a new act every year. A true master of the craft, inspired by
other masters. CANT FUCK WITH HIM!

Author Dr Zoidberg ( ago)
Put Tony on or I'll fucking kill you!! 

Author BM151 ( ago)
Play it 0.5 to hear Louis do the same set drunk

Author mitch0310 ( ago)
"Guy on a bike with not time to speak and time slows down" joke is,
ironically, a Dane Cook joke

Author Elwood Edger ( ago)
Put tony on or I'll fucking kill you

Author Sch Mam ( ago)


Author Unz360 ( ago)
Hilarious.. Sounds like a great crowd too

Author potsos ( ago)
The amount of comments based solely on the fact that this routine is choppy
and/or without proper segues is amusing. The album was pieced together
with bits from a single show, but the bits are not in chronological order.
This should be very obvious as there is literally no segue between some
bits and you can hear the laugh track stop and start immediately on some
tracks.

Author Nick N ( ago)
i wish this was a videoooooo

Author nissevims (897 years ago)
This is one of The absolute funniest shows I've heard!

Author Steve Martin ( ago)
"A bird in the hand is like a man in the sand"

Author BlaccEagle ( ago)
"BAD THING!!!"

Author Hannah Lipton ( ago)
favorite louie standup 

Author teamworkformyfrainds ( ago)
Workaholics stole the bit the about christmas caroling drunk in july.

Author boe jarton ( ago)
he's a lot more energetic in this.

Author Viking War Pickle ( ago)
CACKSAUCKARRRR!!! Lol 

Author Ryan O'Toole ( ago)
"I need a jar of mayonnaise, and a stopwatch, and a bible."

Author Joshua Davis ( ago)
IM IN CALI AND THERES A MEXICAN MART THAT ALLOWS U TO GET 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
DOLLARS ON CASH BACK AFTER YOUR PURCHASE THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE I SEEN
WHERE U CAN GET MONEY BACK IN ODD ASS NUMBERS GO LOUIS!!!!!!

Author Cameron Voss ( ago)
lol. I forgot how great this standup is. I thought he said he did the same
act for 10 years? (At the George Carlin memorial show thing) Guess he was
just being modest. Louie CK has been the answer to my comedy wishes. His
show is my favorite show on TV by far. He's real and a genius. Keep it up
Louie if you see this.

Author DIR911911 ( ago)
holy shit could he scream a bit more into the mic? 

Author Michael Gibbs ( ago)
did Dane Cook jack that car accident bit?

Author Max ( ago)
It's 40 of 980

Author Michael Ford ( ago)
The pencil store joke

Author Eric Pettersen ( ago)
For some reason Louis reminds me of Joel Heyman of +Rooster Teeth.

Author Paul Sutherland ( ago)
26:31 capitalisms fatal flaw...revolutions seed...truth

Author Federico Handl ( ago)
What happened at 13:49?

Author MrRapolas ( ago)
The Racist Chicken bit I lost it xD

Author datasoluble ( ago)
This is one of his more absurd shows. Dig it.

Author crisisofconsciousnes ( ago)
this is his best one on youtube!!

Author Nikola Velisavljevic ( ago)
Hilarious! :D

Author EarendilUndomiel ( ago)
It's funny how he's talking about just getting married here now that he's
divorced.

Author Raheem Shakur ( ago)
this guy is funny as hell. reminds me of George Carlin

Author Enhanced Pyrotechnics ( ago)
its so much less entertaining without the video. wish there was a video of
this show

Author Holy Moly ( ago)
Funniest man alive

Author Greasy McNasty ( ago)
"i wanted to eat bad food to fart to scratch it"

I thought I was the only one!

Author David Fininzio ( ago)
I sure hope Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff goes far in life

Author danika risher ( ago)


Author S.B. Wolf ( ago)
He's used his whole naming bit in other shows, but still good.



Author MMR ( ago)
I totally had the watch thing happen to me on a train one time. The guy who
asked me was sat across from me in one of those four-seater sections, and I
panicked like an asshole and couldn't figure out how to tell time. So the
guy next to me leaned over, read the time off my watch, and then we all sat
together queitly for the next 40 minutes. 

Author r wesley barchenger ( ago)
He's saying "having those thoughts are ok so you're ok and I'm hilarious."

Author Marsman315 ( ago)
TEN FOUR NINEDILY TWO!!

Author dangerous t ( ago)
I watch this video other and other and it still great video

Author Nic Buck ( ago)
I think he purposefully did horrible impressions (17:40) just so that no
one ever asks him to do impressions again.

Author john mccullers ( ago)
should've had a racist rooster that said "cracker doodle doo"

Author CaT aHu ( ago)


Author kweli05 ( ago)
How did he know the French guys were asking for the time? I'm confused.

Author JASON EVANS (KLOWNEFACE) ( ago)
Ladies and gentlemen please 😂😂😂

Author nathenism ( ago)
fuck bill gates. greedy ass piece of shit. save some money for the rest of
us ass hole.

Author Kathy Whitehead ( ago)


Author Dooleh ( ago)
Louie just ruined every other comedian for me.

Author SancheZ713 ( ago)
lol dudes way too fucking funny


Author Jake Rigdon ( ago)
This 14:45 has become a saying between my roommate and I. Any situation, in
Louis' voice, it just works perfectly. FUCK YOU BUDDDAY!!!

Author elkyiv ( ago)
those kids name are all great, but i still prefer Pndltstn

Author TotesNotIllegal ( ago)
Buck-buck-buck-BLACKS.
Mmmmmmmaaaaaaa-exicanss.

Author Herowar ( ago)
30:28 he turned into energetic Mitch Hedberg :D

Author Edward Uganda ( ago)
Ffffffffff

Author Edward Uganda ( ago)
No vowels 

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